- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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