- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Chuck Norris.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Pickles

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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