why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

steven hawking walks into a bar

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

David Cameron

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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