- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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