Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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