- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

tea with milk?

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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