What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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