- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's funny? Women's rights.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??