- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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