Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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