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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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