Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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