Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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George W. Bush

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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