- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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