What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Anti Joke

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