- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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