- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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