- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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