Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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