What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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well use a tissue!

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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black people swimming

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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haha

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Anti Joke

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