- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

My spelling is horrible

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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