- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

A lot eh?

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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