What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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