- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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