- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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