- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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