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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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