Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Where's my baby??

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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