what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Two baby seals walk into a club.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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