What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Anti Joke

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