- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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