- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A women left the kitchen.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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