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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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