Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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