Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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