- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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