- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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