- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Cheese

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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