How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

I'm homeless.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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