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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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