Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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