How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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