- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

sky silverstein

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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