What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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