Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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bite me

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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