A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Three men are stranded in a small rowboat. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. It became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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