Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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