- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

A miserable man committed suicide.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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