- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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