- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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