What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What's up? Your time.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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