I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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