- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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