- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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