One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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