- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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