- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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