- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

rent a cops

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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