- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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