What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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