What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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