Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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