A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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