What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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