- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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