What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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