wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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