- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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