Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Anti Joke

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