Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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