I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

One, two, three, four and five

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Dead girls can't say no.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The chickens have become self-aware!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Weaner

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops