What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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