- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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