- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

The child was fired from his job.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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