How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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Penis-biter

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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