Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Gay rights.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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