What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Men's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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