- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

race-car = rac-ecar

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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