You tell me. I have amnesia.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Granny porn!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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