- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

You know what's funny? Rape

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Dwarf Shortage

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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