Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Peas

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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