What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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