- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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