- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

whats worse than failing your maths test?

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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