- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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