- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What is life? Paul.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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