what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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