Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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