- Anti Joke

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

all these jokes are horrible now

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot