Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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