- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Knock knock It's open, come in

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