A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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