Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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knock,knock you suck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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