What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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