- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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