- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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