- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Faithful men.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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