A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Tunechi

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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