- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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