A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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