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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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