- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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