- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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