- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

A blonde dies Lololol

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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