- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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why dont they make black forks

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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