- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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