- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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