- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A man goes to the potty.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A sober Irish individual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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