- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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