What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Take part of what?

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Sarah Palin.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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