- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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