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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.