What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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