What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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