Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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