- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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