- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Barack Obama.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Women's Rights..

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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