- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Flowers are colors Love me

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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