- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the dog die? He was old

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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