- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Sam Hengal.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

123 f*ck off

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