What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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