- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

your so fat. your fat!

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

were you expecting a joke

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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