- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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