What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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