A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Anti Joke

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