- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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