why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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