Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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