Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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