Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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