Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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