- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

I like school Said no one ever.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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