what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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