- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why didn't he finish his

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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