why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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haha

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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