- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

So a horse walks into a barn.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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