- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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