What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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