Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

I'm Coming

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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