- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

knock knock... ...no answer

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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