What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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