What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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