what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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womans rights...

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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