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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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