- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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