- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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