- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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